Saturday, April 30, 2016
Friday, April 29, 2016
Thursday, April 28, 2016
Wednesday, April 27, 2016
Ponies Unexpected: Author's notes
Author's notes: After
years of encouragement from my friends to write a young reader’s book, I wrote Journey
Unexpected. My book’s central theme
is dealing with unexpected events and unexpected people, while introducing to my
readers to the ancestral homeland of the three pony tribes first described in
the Hearth's
Warming
Eve
episode. I have named this first pony
homeland Dream Valley, as the ancestral homeland was
not given a name during the episode.
What am I telling my
readers in a story about Dream Valley pony society that can’t be told in the
Equestrian homeland? I’m curious as to
what could happen if Twilight and her friends decided to return to their
ancestral homeland to discover what happened to it and who might be living
there.
In addition, I considered
how many real world people spend their time, money, and effort discovering
their ancestral descents and sometimes visiting their ancestral homeland. Using reality as a guideline, I would imagine
that some Equestrian ponies would wish to visit Dream Valley.
My manuscript was inspired
by my traveling to foreign nations, finding the unexpected, and getting used to
things not found in the United States.
It was also inspired by the television show Connections by James
Burke
My readers will see that
separated from the Equestrian ponies for more than one thousand years - even before
the births of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna - that the Dream Valley
ponies developed a civilization far different from that of the Equestrian
ponies. Moreover, I hope my book will be
used as an opportunity for artists and writers to reimagine what an alternative
pony society could look like.
Dream Valley is also an excellent
opportunity to create situations that can’t be done in the Equestrian nation,
such as pony flash mobs.
Moreover, I wanted to
introduce to my readers the metallic ponies, which over many centuries had
become a distinct species of ponies. These
metallic ponies are based upon real world, Akhal-Teke horses. When I first saw images of metallic appearing
Akhal-Teke horses, I thought these images had been photoshopped or the horses’
coats had been dyed those colors. No
wonder that these unusual horses are Turkmenistan's national emblem.
Moreover, the Akhal-Teke horses
are considered by horse enthusiasts to be the world's most beautiful horse
breed. Therefore, I can imagine that Akhal-Teke
horses could be the inspiration to become a successful line of pony toys for Hasbro.
I assume that Dream Valley
is on the other side of one of the two oceans that border the Equestrian
homeland. Otherwise, the Equestrian
ponies or the Dream Valley ponies would have visited each other’s nations by
now.
The Twilight's Kingdom
episode showed that the power of friendship is a different and separate force
from that of magic. I propose that the
power of friendship can not only be employed to defeat powerful enemies, it could
also be harnessed for constructive uses, such as Twilight’s friendship engine
to expand generation four’s storytelling opportunities. My rationale is that the series has shown
that the power of friendship can create energy to defeat villains such as Nightmare
Moon; and therefore the same power of friendship could power an airship and
achieve other outcomes as well.
My Little Pony: Friendship is
Magic, Copyright © 2010 Lauren Faust, Hasbro Studios, and DHX Media
Tuesday, April 26, 2016
Ponies Unexpected: Chapter Seventeen
Chapter 17: The
excitement, fun, and opportunity of the Unexpected
Eight days later, the friends find themselves sitting in
the airship’s forward observation lounge.
The airship is flying above the clouds at night. Lantern light is making contrasting shadows
on the walls, objects, and ponies.
Twilight is sitting on a padded chair, uses her magic to bring their
friendship journal to her and opens the book to the first blank page.
Twilight’s eyes lit up as she says to her friends, “The
Cutie Mark Crusaders are going to love these descriptions of how the ancient
ponies earned their first recorded cutie marks to appear on pony flanks.”
Sitting next to Twilight, Applejack appears happy playing
her banjo for everypony’s enjoyment. Spike
appears content listening to Applejack’s music.
Rainbow is busy sorting a big pile of Pegasus pony merchandise based on
none other than Rainbow.
Twilight starts writing in her friendship journal. “After one memorable farewell party - my
airship crew, my friends, and I have settled in our airship for the weeklong voyage
back home. While I’m happy to return
home, I also feel sad to leave all my new, Dream Valley friends.”
Twilight smiles at a photograph of the farewell party,
her pony and dragon friends, along with the Dream Valley friends she has made. Standing on Twilight’s right side is Cameo
Moderator while standing on Twilight’s left side is Spiffy van Hoosier. Standing next to Spiffy is Newsie Newsworthy
and Panorama, both wearing formal dresses.
Twilight continues writing, “First, this unexpected adventure and all the excitement and enjoyment
we have encountered would never have happened if the Cutie Mark Crusaders
hadn’t ask a question about how ancient ponies got their cutie marks, if Cheerilee
hadn’t asked me to investigate the library of the Royal Pony Sisters, and if my
friend Spike hadn’t suggested that we take an airship journey to Dream
Valley. We all owe Ponyville’s Cutie
Mark Crusaders, Cheerilee, and Spike our thanks for finding unexpected friends
and unexpected opportunities in Dream Valley.
“Second, I’ve learned that the unexpected can surprise
and sometimes frighten a pony. Yet,
while our intended goal was to rediscover lost Equestrian history for Cheerilee’s
textbook project; during our adventure to rediscover lost pony history, my
friends and I found unexpected friends and unexpected opportunities. It is funny that the unexpected things you
find are often more valuable than the things that you intend to find.
“Third, while it was unexpected that my friends and I would
purchase Pony Digital Assistants, we will be donating our wonderful tools and
the rest of the Dream Valley technology we have purchased or were given to us, to
Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns.
I’m sure that Celestia's students can and will make much better use of
Dream Valley technology than we ever will.
“Also, I propose trading Dream Valley coal and their
skill in building canals for Equestrian friendship engines and our skill in
building railroads. Most trade
agreements are written in boring adult talk.
To make these talks more interesting for all involved, I suggest that Princess
Celestia should hire Trixie Lulamoon and Cheese Sandwich to complete these
complex trade agreements. Who can tell
what unexpected things could happen if we pair those two professional
entertainers together to write out these trade agreements.
“In conclusion, I wonder what other unexpected friends,
undiscovered civilizations, and unidentified opportunities remain hidden on,
above, or under the unmapped lands and seas of our world? Whatever my friends and I discover during our
future adventures, we will bring the magic of friendship to friends that we
haven’t met yet.”
Twilight yawns, and then concludes her entry with, “But,
for me it is time for this unexpected pony ambassador to return to my
cabin. Tonight I need to get some much
needed sleep. My friends and I will work
to solve tomorrow’s problems tomorrow.”
The end
My Little Pony: Friendship is
Magic, Copyright © 2010 Lauren Faust, Hasbro Studios, and DHX Media
Monday, April 25, 2016
Ponies Unexpected: Chapter Sixteen
Chapter 16: Pony
Picnic Unexpected
After several days of intense negotiating, Unexpected Ambassador
Twilight and her close friends were enjoying a sumptuous picnic lunch. The friends sat on a plaid picnic lunch
blanket in the Royal Stewart tartan.
These friends are spending the early afternoon in a forested city park.
On the other side of a brick bicycle path, were cute metallic
foals. They were dressed in cute sailor
suits and had a great time playing with their toy sailboats in a knee deep, reflecting
pool. The floor and sides of the pool
were covered in ceramic tiles. Two of
these foals were Bard, a silver coated colt talking to his friend Cinnamon a
copper coated filly. In a confident
voice, Brad told Cinnamon, “When I grow up, I’m going to marry a Pegasus mare.”
Cinnamon replied, “But, will your Pegasus mare move to
Dream Valley, or will you move to Equestria?”
“I don’t know.
But, that’s years and years in the future, so why worry about it
now? I have much growing to do before I
sail away to Equestria.”
“Speaking of sailing away, you sailboat is sailing away
from you.” Cinnamon pointed with her
hoof to Bard’s sailboat that was being pushed with a slight breeze down the
reflecting pool. Lickety-split, Bard was
trotting off to retrieve his sailboat, splashing water around his legs, his underbelly,
and his sailor tunic.
The young foals didn’t notice Twilight and her friends.
Rarity said, “I do love the illusion spell you cast on
us to make us look like metallic ponies.”
Twilight replied, “I didn’t have a choice in creating
this illusion spell, or the fan ponies would never leave us alone.”
Twilight had cast an illusion spell to make their dull
coats appear shiny metallic and to have Twilight, Rainbow, and Flutter’s feathery
wings appear to disappear.
Twilight is using her magic to pour Applejack a cup of
tea. Smiling, Applejack told Twilight, “Oh,
that’s ok sugar cube; you don’t have to pour my cup of tea.”
A smiling Twilight responses, “Applejack, we’re friends
and neither my wings on my back nor my crown shouldn’t get in the way of me
being nice to you.”
“Thanks Twilight, I reckon I can’t turn down a helping
hoof from a good friend.”
Rarity then said to her friends, “Have you seen how
these Dream Valley ponies fawn over Rainbow, Fluttershy, and the Wonderbolts? The Dream Valley ponies smother them with
attention like Rainbow obsesses over her signed, first edition Daring Do novels.”
Twilight replied, “By working together, we have
collected an adequate number of books for Cheerilee’s history project. We have also gathered a sufficient amount of
information to give to Princess Celestia to tell her all about the ponies of Dream
Valley and their society.”
Rarity added, “It will be a shame to leave so many
dreamy metallic ponies.” Rarity looks
over at a group of muscular Dream Valley stallions and mares lifting weights at
an outdoor gymnasium. “But, I will
return home for the sake of my family and for my friends.”
Applejack chimed in by saying, “As much as I’d love to
stay and learn more about the art of Dream Valley baking, I’ve got my family’s apple
orchard to run and a family to care for.”
Twilight said, “I see that travel is great for
expanding your mind and making new friends.
I’ve seen that Dream Valley ponies have taken their society in
directions no Equestrian pony has considered.
But, my friends and I have seen that despite all the wonderful ponies,
places, and things in our ancestors’ homeland of Dream Valley, we know that our
true place beings in Ponyville. Let’s
start packing, as we should leave Dream Valley in three days.”
Rarity looks at Twilight with pleading, puppy dog eyes.
Twilight then amended herself by saying, “Three
days? I meant to say seven days to pack
up for our return voyage. I’ll send a
text message to the president’s personal butler Spiffy van Hoosier about our
travel plans. Pinkie Pie, please plan a
farewell party for nine in the morning, seven days from now.”
Pinkie replied, “Yes Twilight, you’ll be pleased with
my farewell party planning!”
Rarity smiles at Twilight. Rarity then returns to ogling the metallic
coated stallions.
My Little Pony: Friendship is
Magic, Copyright © 2010 Lauren Faust, Hasbro Studios, and DHX Media
Sunday, April 24, 2016
Ponies Unexpected: Chapter Fifteen
Chapter 15: Conservation
Unexpected
Meanwhile, Princess Twilight, wearing her coronation
dress and royal regalia walks with slow, graceful steps into the Rose Garden of
the Dream Valley Presidential Mansion.
She is escorted by Spiffy van Hoosier, a stallion with a brushed
aluminum colored coat, nickel silver colored mane and tail, and a tea set for
his cutie mark. Spiffy wears a black butler
uniform.
On a brick patio, protected from the direct sunlight by
a canvas canopy stands Cameo Moderator, the President of the Dream Valley
Republic. Cameo is an Earth pony mare
with a coat of polished copper, with a mane and trail of metallic green jade, and
a powdered wig for her cutie mark. Cameo
wears a white ruffle shirt and a black bow tie.
Being an Earth pony and thus attuned with nature, she often meets with
guests in her nation’s Presidential Mansion’s Rose Garden.
Cameo walks over to Twilight saying, “My name is Cameo
Moderator. I’m the elected President of
the Dream Valley Republic. You have
already met my butler, Spiffy van Hoosier.”
Twilight replies, “My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I’m
the Princess of Friendship of the Equestrian nation.” After a healthy hoofshake, Cameo invites
Twilight to sit down on a comfortable sofa.
Cameo sits on a sofa opposite Twilight, with a low table with a tea set
and cookies on it.
Spiffy says to Twilight, “I would find it acceptable if
you called me Spiffy. If you need
anything, Princess Twilight all you need to do is ask.”
Looking at Spiffy, Twilight said, “Spiffy, just call me
Twilight. Also, there is something about
you that reminds me of my own devoted servant and dear friend, Spike the
dragon.”
While bowing to Twilight, the stallion said, “As you
wish, Twilight. I have pride in the fact
that my Hoosier family has been attending to the needs of Dream Valley’s
presidents and their visitors for more than eight hundred years.”
Twilight replied, “Wow that is a long time for a family
to have one job. You must tell me some
of the interesting stories about your family sometime.”
Cameo asked Twilight, “Besides you are there any more Equestrian
Princesses?”
Twilight turns her attention from Spiffy to Cameo. “Besides me, there is Princess Celestia, who
controls the Sun, Princess Luna who controls the Moon, and Princess Cadance who
spreads love, while protecting the Crystal Empire.”
“Dream Valley ponies have wondered for generations who
or what is controlling the movements of the sun and the moon. If you don’t mind me asking, what’s the
difference between Princess Cadance being the princess of love and you being
the princess of friendship?”
Twilight’s eyes grow bigger and she appears
confused. “I’m not sure what the best
way to answer your question is. Nopony
has ever asked me the specific details of our job descriptions or if there is
any overlap in our duties. Come to think
of it, our job descriptions have never been written down. That is something I’m going to do after I get
back to my homeland.”
Twilight looks at Cameo’s shoe-gloves, then asks,
“Cameo, do you know what the shoe-gloves are based on?”
“There is an old pony legend that says that our
ancestors were once legendary creatures known as human beings who lived on
another world. After these humans walked
through a magic gateway to our world, these humans became the three pony tribes
and other species as well.” With a
laugh, Cameo adds, “We both know that’s just an entertaining bedtime story for foals.”
Twilight responses, “Sometimes, even the most embellished
of legends are based on a kernel of truth.”
Cameo gives Twilight a skeptical facial
expression. And then she asks Twilight,
“Ok, here’s another question. Why didn’t
anypony from the Equestrian nation ever see what had happened to their ancestors’
homeland before your arrival?”
“I’ve been wondering about that same question. As far as I know, Everypony in Equestria
assumed that Dream Valley was buried under a deep layer of ice and snow. No Equestrian pony had ever thought to come
here and see what happened to Dream Valley with their own eyes. Dream Valley had become more myth than
fact. It took three young fillies, their
school teacher, and Spike, my dragon friend, to suggest a journey to retrieve
knowledge lost to Equestrian ponies.”
“The same thing happened with the Dream Valley
ponies. We assumed that all the ponies
that had emigrated out of Dream Valley and didn’t return hadn’t survived the
journey to a new land.”
“Cameo, the fact is that about half our world is
unknown to Equestrian ponies. I would
think that with all our Earth pony science, Pegasus flight, and Unicorn magic, we
ponies would have made a complete map of our world by now. There are even uncharted areas of my home
nation.”
“Ambassador Twilight, may I call you Ambassador
Twilight?” After Twilight nods her head,
Cameo continues by saying, “My mapmaking cartographer ponies will give you copies
of the maps of my nation, as well as maps of the other known kingdoms on this continent. What do you say to that?”
“I say, on behalf of my nation, thank you. Let’s learn from the past, but also move
forward. Let us work together in
friendship and harmony to build a better future for all ponies, dragons, griffons,
zebras, and all other intelligent species.”
“That sounds very nice, but where should we begin to
build our friendship between the ponies of our nations?”
“I can start off by giving you these books on
Equestrian history. I wish I had more to
give to you, but I didn’t know that there were ponies living in Dream Valley.” Twilight’s horn lights up as three books
levitate out of Twilight’s saddlebags and land on the low table between Twilight
and Cameo.
The Dream Valley President than said, “I’ll give these books
to the Dream Valley History Museum. Our pony
historians will love reading each detail of how our long lost relatives are
living. Is there anything you want to
add, Ambassador Twilight?”
“I think that our nations should exchange professional ambassadors. Then, our professional bureaucrats, university
professors, and business ponies can consider what trade routes to use for
ponies and goods to travel between our two nations. Cameo, what goods do you think Dream Valley
ponies can sell to Equestrian ponies?”
“Dream Valley ponies would love to trade our PDAs, our canal
technology, and our vast, Dream Valley coal reserves for Equestrian trains,
airships, and Friendship engines. Dream
Valley ponies joke with each other that if you drag your hoof on the ground
here, there’s a good chance your hoof will get covered in coal dust. Ambassador Twilight, how do we determine how
many tons of Dream Valley coal do you think is a worthwhile trade for one Equestrian
friendship engine?”
With a sigh, Twilight said, “I see we have many days of
complicated and intricate negotiating ahead of us. Being an adult is so complicated. And thus, I wonder why when I was a young
filly that I was in such a hurry to grow up.”
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Magic, Copyright © 2010 Lauren Faust, Hasbro Studios, and DHX Media
Saturday, April 23, 2016
Ponies Unexpected: Chapter Fourteen
Chapter 14: Bad
vibes at the shopping arcade Unexpected
The next day finds Rainbow and Fluttershy walking within
a glass roofed, shopping arcade. The
stores are filled with merchandise, some familiar and some alien to the two
pony friends.
The trouble started with Chitchat Grapevine a young
unicorn mare with a shiny tin colored coat with a polished pewter mane and
tail, with the portraits of two ponies talking for a cutie mark. Chitchat takes a secret digital photo of them
with her PDA and then sends it to her friends.
Chitchat’s friends send the digital photo to their friends who rush over
to the arcade. Soon, a pony flash mob
surrounds Rainbow Dash, but ignores Fluttershy.
Chitchat points at Rainbow with her hoof while telling
her friends, “That’s the hero that gave us all those Pegasus treasures from the
abandoned cloud city to us ground ponies.”
In response, Rainbow Dash puts on her favorite pair of sunglasses
and smiles. “There’s no need for all of
you to get pushy. There’s a limitless
supply of Rainbow Dash awesomeness to satisfy everyone’s needs to meet Equestria’s
greatest flyer.”
On the edge of the crowd, Fluttershy speaking in a quiet
voice said, “Not to disagree with you or anything, but you know that Spitfire may
disagree with you about being the best Pegasus flier.”
Walking around the assembled mob of Dream Valley ponies
is a young Earth pony stallion with a polished stainless steel coat and a metallic
red mane and trail, with a push mower for a cutie mark. He walks over to Chitchat and then asks, “Chitchat,
Rainbow is mobbed by other ponies. What
about talking to the yellow Pegasus?”
Chitchat replies, “Lawn Care, don’t pay any attention
to Fluttershy. According to my friends’
online blogs that I’ve read so far, the yellow mare is more of an Earth Pony
who happens to have wings, than she is a real Pegasus.”
Understandably, Fluttershy was a bit miffed at being
described as not being a real Pegasus. Fluttershy
said to herself with a cute, yet angry face, “I’m not as good at flying as my
friend Rainbow. But, I’m still a real Pegasus.”
Fluttershy flies over to hover above Rainbow Dash, and
then says “Rainbow, we’re leaving!”
Fluttershy scoops a surprised Rainbow up in her four hooves. Fulttershy flies upward and then down the
wide arcade hall. The Dream Valley
ponies give chance down the hall, but they give up when Fluttershy, still
carrying Rainbow in her hooves escapes out an open window.
An exacerbated Rainbow asks, “Fluttershy, why did you
carry me away from my fans?”
“Some of those ponies are mean, and those mean ponies
said that I wasn’t a real Pegasus.”
With a surprised look on her face, Rainbow said, “Well
then, I don’t want to be around those Dream Valley ponies if a few of these
said bad things about you. Come to think
of it, even Twilight does not get as much attention for being a princess in Ponyville,
than Fluttershy and I get from these glossy coated and air-headed Dream Valley
ponies. Let’s fly over to the market and
see if there are Dream Valley novels that are similar to the Daring Do novels.”
My Little Pony: Friendship is
Magic, Copyright © 2010 Lauren Faust, Hasbro Studios, and DHX Media
Friday, April 22, 2016
Ponies Unexpected: Chapter Thirteen
Chapter 13: Observations
of Dream Valley Unexpected
After nightfall, within the airship’s observation
lounge, Twilight and Pinkie are both reading books about Dream Valley. Twilight tells Pinkie, “I’ve found that trade
between Dream Valley and Equestria could be very advantageous to both nations. Dream Valley ponies have goods and resources
that Equestrian ponies want to buy; while Equestrian ponies have goods and
resources that Dream Valley ponies want to buy.”
Pinkie answered back, “That’s nice, but how will Dream
Valley and Equestrian trade happen when their nation and our nation are on
opposite sides of the Western Ocean?”
“Well Pinkie, I don’t think modern ponies are going to
walk to each other’s nations like the ancient ponies did.”
“Twilight, my pink hoofs are aching just thinking about
that long walk. And to think those Earth
and Unicorn ponies walked or the Pegasus ponies flew all that distance without
one candy store, without one bakery, or without one Hay Burger franchise along
their journey.”
“We could build a railroad and a road along the same
land that the ancient ponies took to immigrate around the Western Ocean to walk
to Equestria. That would mean a two week
journey by rail or a three week journey by road. At least, we can propose building that
railroad and road to President Moderator and Princess Celestia. What do you think, Pinkie?”
“Applejack’s really good at construction. Let’s get her to supervise construction. Applejack might even become the Princess of
Really Big Construction Projects!”
“Pinkie, what you said makes sense, I mean makes sense
for this world. I suppose that someday Applejack
could become the Princess of Really Big Construction Projects. But, we need to consider all possible trade
options and then choose to build the best ones.
We could build fleets of passenger and cargo airships. But, our existing Equestrian airports are too
small for a huge increase in trade. We
could build more oceangoing ships, but somepony needs to chart safe trade
routes in the Western Ocean between Dream Valley and our Equestria. This is one of many topics that I and the
President of Dream Valley will talk about.”
My
Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Copyright © 2010 Lauren Faust, Hasbro Studios,
and DHX Media
Thursday, April 21, 2016
Ponies Unexpected: Chapter Twelve
Chapter 12: Job
offer for Fluttershy Unexpected
Meanwhile, Fluttershy was pulling a Pegasus sky cart,
still painted in a military dull gray and full of ancient paintings of famous
Pegasus commanders, from the abandoned Pegasus city to Twilight’s airship. This was Fluttershy’s third round trip that
day, and she was getting tired. From
high in the air, she sees a series of wide roads built as loops connecting
unusual appearing homes. Yet, when
Fluttershy landed on one of these roads, she saw that these homes are for
animals and that she was in a zoo.
After taking off the cart’s harness, and getting a
drink of water from a fountain, Fluttershy saw a mare about her age. This mare has a zinc coat, a white gold mane
and tail, a pink heart for a cutie mark.
The mare wore a forest green blazer, a white shirt and a green tie. The zinc coated mare taps her hoof on her PDA
several times, smiles, and then walks over to Fluttershy.
The zinc coated mare spoke to Fluttershy, “You must be the
Pegasus Fluttershy. My name is Warm Heart,
the chief zookeeper for Chancellor Puddinghead’s Zoo. But, don’t let the name fool you. This zoo has been rebuilt; contracted in size
and expanded in size so many times that Puddinghead’s original Zoo has been
reduced to one fountain, topped with an ancient bronze statue of her. What brings you to my zoo? We have few pony visitors on a weekday, and
never had a Pegasus pony visitor, that is until today.”
“Well, I was getting tired from pulling this Pegasus
cart, so I landed here. Is that OK with
you? ”
“Fluttershy, I don’t mind, as the paved path you landed
on is wide enough to park five carts side by side and still have sufficient
room for ponies to walk past them. Where
did you get that cart? It looks so
ancient.”
“My friend Rainbow and I found this cart in the cloud city
armory. By the way, you must have a
wonderful job taking care of the many animals here. I see several species that I don’t recognize
and I’m skilled at taking care of animals.”
“Fluttershy, you have skills in taking care of animals?”
“I sure do Warm Heart; take a look at my photos. I had one of the airship crew members
transfer my photo album into my PDA.” Fluttershy
extends her hoof, so Warm can see photos of Fluttershy’s home and all the animals
that she cares for on her PDA.
After seeing about one hundred photos, Warm said,
“Fluttershy, that’s impressive. I could
use some extra help around here. Could
you considering working for me at my zoo?
There is more than five hundred different species of animals here.”
“I don’t know what to say. I’d love to work here, but I don’t want to
leave my animal friends in Ponyville.”
“You could bring your animals to this zoo. I’ll even pay for their travel expenses and
I’d make sure that they will be well cared for.”
“You’ve given me something to think about, to consider Warm
Heart. Thanks for taking your time to
have a delightful conservation with me.
Well, my friend Rainbow will be cross with me if I’m late delivering
these Pegasus artifacts to Twilight’s airship.
So, I’ll be going now.”
Fluttershy puts on her cart harness, and then flies up
and toward Twilight’s airship.
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Magic, Copyright © 2010 Lauren Faust, Hasbro Studios, and DHX Media
Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Ponies Unexpected: Chapter Eleven
Chapter 11: Literature
for Pinkie Unexpected
Twilight’s diverse group soon found themselves walking
down an artistic pedestrian boulevard. The
boulevard was paved not in cobblestones like in Ponyville. Instead, the boulevard was paved with brightly
colored, rubber titles. The easy on the
hoof titles created large patterns depicting rain, flowers, and the waves of
the sea.
Twilight thought of the many references she had found
in the Dream Valley Republic about the sea and ocean-going ships. She wondered why Dream Valley ships hadn’t
sailed to her homeland. In fact, on the
airship voyage to Dream Valley, she had seen few ships on the ocean.
Twilight said, “Newsie, I’ve seen many references in
the Dream Valley Republic about the sea and ocean-going ships. So what is the reason why Dream Valley ships
hadn’t sailed to Equestria? In fact, on
the airship voyage to Dream Valley, I had seen few ships on the ocean.”
Newsie, acting more like a tour guide than a
journalist, replied, “Most Dream Valley ships don’t leave sight of land. There are several reasons for this cautious
approach to sailing, the most important reason is; oh, here are, at the Princess
Platinum University and Library. Not
only did Panorama and I earn our journalism degrees here, this university is also
the site of the Unicorn tribe’s royal castle.
But, since the University and Library have been rebuilt so many times
there is very little of the original, above the ground structures remaining. All the books that Princess Platinum saved in
her cavern have been copied and published as either paper books or as
electronic books.”
The University is protected by a wall that is ten
ponies tall, with an ornate wrought iron, double gate. The university itself is a series of white
marble structures with much detail and statues of ponies befitting of a home
for pony royalty, rather than as a home for classrooms and books.
Above the library’s ornate entrance gate is a stature
of three Earth and three Unicorn ponies, raising the national flag of Dream
Valley. The flag is an image of a
smiling Earth pony mare and a smiling Unicorn pony mare giving each other a
happy brohoof.
Pointing with her hoof at the national flag, Twilight asked
Newsie, “That’s the same image that’s on Dream Valley dollars.”
Newsie replied, “Yes.”
“I assume that the Dream Valley ponies built a
university library around Princess Platinum’s book collection and that library has
only become bigger over the many centuries since the Great Pony Migration?”
“Yes Twilight, we Dream Valley ponies have an
uninterrupted history going back for seven thousand years. When I was a journalism student, I spent my library
time in the library’s Journalism section.
But, I’m sure that you can find a book on every topic that you can
image.”
With wide eyes, Twilight replied, “Thanks for
everything Newsie. I’ll talk to you
soon. I’ve got many books to read, so goodbye
for now.” Twilight’s rush to get into
the vast library was so fast that a rainbow with sparkles appeared behind her
flowing tail and hind legs.
With a nonchalant tone in her voice, Pinkie told Panorama,
“Well, there is nothing interesting for me here, Equestrian’s best party
planner, in a dusty old library.”
Panorama replied, “Oh, really? When I was planning my husband’s birthday
party, I found an entire bookcase of books on party planning.”
That statement got Pinkie’s attention even more than
the words all you can eat free cupcakes.
“There is an entire bookcase … on party planning … here in this library?”
Panorama replied, “I never counted those books. But, I’d guess that this library has two or
three hundred party planning books.”
“Wow! This old
library does have interesting books.”
Pinkie’s eyes get big and then she also dashes off
through the library gatehouse. Pinkie,
without Twilight, walks down rows of bookshelves. Pinkie checks her PDA automatic mapping
feature while she walks. Pinkie smiles when
she sees that some of the Dream Valley student mares and stallions are wearing
vests with many sophisticated Dream Valley electronics, making them appear like
high technology versions of Hearth's Warming Eve Trees.
When Pinkie finds an entire bookcase filled with party
planning books, her face takes on the same appearance as when she first saw
Rainbow Dash’s Sonic Rainboom. With one
of the happiest faces to ever appear on the face of a pony, Pinkie said to
herself, “I could spend years here reading about party planning. The information in these books, combined with
what I already know, means that I could become the most famous party planner in
Dream Valley, the most famous party planner anywhere.”
My
Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Copyright © 2010 Lauren Faust, Hasbro Studios,
and DHX Media
Tuesday, April 19, 2016
Ponies Unexpected: Chapter Ten
Chapter 10: Boat
ride Unexpected
After days of buying books, Pinkie and Twilight, along
with Newsie and Panorama are riding on the Dartmoor
Pony a steam powered, canal boat in a tree-lined canal. Two Dream Valley Unicorn mares named Captain Quarterdeck
and first mate Roadstead, as well as a deckhoof Earth pony stallion named Afloat
were the boat’s crew. Wearing sailor berets,
sailor tunics, and slip resistant boat shoes for their rear hooves, these
ponies are keeping the boat moving.
These boat ponies would take time to point out landmarks and every hour
offered food and drinks to the four pony passengers.
This boat was built for a comfortable ride for about
twenty to thirty passengers. But
Twilight had rented it so she could travel without being bothered by Equestrian
pony fans. In fact, the fan ponies had
become so annoying that Twilight had used her magic on herself so her coat
appears to be a steel gray Tungsten, while a wildflower pattern sundress hid
her wings and cutie mark.
Twilight wrote in her group’s journal, “I didn’t know
how Pinkie did it, but on her own she had turned her pink coat, mane, and trail
the bluish color of polished cobalt. I
didn’t ask how Pinkie had turned from a bright pink to shiny cobalt. Similar to Pinkie Sense,
this is something that I have stopped attempting to understand, but accepted as
Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie. The fact is
that Pinkie has a magic that I don’t comprehend nor understand, but accepted as
something that is outside of my ability to understand with observation and
science.”
On the canal shore, Pinkie sees some brightly colored
flowers, and then she bounces to the other side of the boat to get a closer
look.
Every time their rented canal boat was going to pass by
another boat, Pinkie would blow her crystal flugelhorn. Pinkie thought blowing her horn was fun. But, it also meant that Captain Quarterdeck
had one less thing to worry about as she guided her boat deeper into Dream
Valley.
From talking to the boat ponies, Twilight found out
that Quarterdeck, Roadstead, and Afloat had met each other in the Dream Valley Republic’s
navy. After their enlistment was over,
they pooled their money and then bought a new canal boat and had been taking
passengers and mail along the valley’s canal network for two years.
Twilight’s canal boat comes to a stop next to what
looked like to her eyes to be the bottom of a huge and robust ferrous wheel. But, unlike the Equestrian ferrous wheels Twilight
had seen that were built to entertain ponies, this canal wheel was for moving
boats up and down a steep hillside. The
canal wheel had two water-filled gondolas, suspended by four huge rotating
rings, where boats could enter on the bottom and exit on the top, or vice versa.
Twilight’s canal boat begins to ascend counter clockwise
as a coal barge descends.
With Panorama operating her television camera, The
Unicorn Newsie, holding a wireless microphone in her magic, begins to speak
with Twilight. “Ponies and cargo travel in
Dream Valley as well as to and from our distant provinces by our canals or by our
roads. Of course, trade and travel slows
down during winter, as the water in the canals freeze solid and snow makes
travel by road rather difficult.”
Twilight asks, “Why don’t you use trains?”
A confused Newsie asks Twilight, “What are trains?”
Twilight uses her magic to levitate a book out of her
saddlebags and opens it up to a picture of an Equestrian train. Twilight says, “Trains roll on steel tracks
and have engines designed to pull carriages for passengers and freight along
steel tracks. Trains in my nation carry
passengers, mail, and freight, while they almost never are stopped by winter’s
cold and snow.
An amazed Newsie tells Twilight, “I’ve never seen
anything like that train contraption in Dream Valley or in any of the nearby
kingdoms.”
“So what you’re telling me Newsie is that Dream Valley ponies
invented and built amazing canals, but not trains? From my pointy of view, these Dream Valley
ponies are living unexpected lives.”
Bouncing by on her hooves, Pinkie tells Twilight, “Oh
Twilight, think of all the unexpected things that have happened in your own
life. As a foal, did you expect that
Princess Cadence would become your foalsitter?
Before you enrolled in Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns,
did you or your parents expect that you would become Princess Celestia’s most
faithful student? Did you expect that
you would meet such diverse Ponyville friends?
Did you expect that you and your friends would become the bearers of the
Elements of Harmony who would overcome Nightmare Moon, Trixie, Discord, Queen
Chrysalis, King Sombra, Trixie again, Discord's black thorny vines, the
Mane-iac, and Lord Tirek?”
Standing on her hind legs, Pinkie added, “Twilight, part
of growing up is dealing with unexpected events in our lives. Yet, as a result of all those unexpected
events, we pony friends are living far-out, groovy, and terrific lives.”
Twilight puts a hoof on her chin, considers Pinkie’s
words for a moment, and then tells Pinkie, “When I was a blank flank filly, I
had no idea how wonderful my life would turn out. I suppose that my life has been a series of unexpected
events, between weeks or months of predictable routine. However, what were these foalish ponies
thinking when they build canals that froze for three months during winter?”
Pinkie added, “Twilight, from the point of view of the
Dream Valley ponies, Equestrian history seems as strange to them, as Dream
Valley history appears to us. Twilight,
you should accept the fact that simply because these ponies invested in canals
but not railroads does not mean that they are worse off than you or better off
than you.”
While Twilight considered Pinkie’s observation, Twilight’s
rented canal boat comes to a stop at the top of the boat wheel. And then, the boat continues down the canal,
now lined with homes and retail businesses.
The boat’s public address speakers come to life, as Quarterdeck’s voice
interrupted Twilight’s thoughts. “On
behalf of Roadstead and Afloat, I would like to thank our passengers for
choosing our canal boat. Please look
around and take all your belongings with you.
Please walk with care off this vessel and we hope to see you soon for
another pleasant journey.”
Twilight’s boat came to a stop in a marina dug out of
the ground beside the canal. Quarterdeck
and Roadstead used their Unicorn magic to attach the boats mooring lines to the
dock, while Afloat used his shoe-gloves to put the boat’s gangway down,
allowing the four ponies to walk to the dock, and then walk to the shore.
Twilight said, “Quarterdeck, thanks for the ride. I’ll send you a PDA message when my friends
and I will need a ride back to our airship.”
Pinkie added, “You guys have a great boat and your
cookies are wonderful!”
Then, the four ponies walked into a city park, where they
saw an outdoor concert with six musician ponies making upbeat trumpet and piano
music, on a stone stage for an audience of thirty ponies dressed in business
attire. But, much to Pinkie’s dismay,
their group or in this case Twilight didn’t have time to listen to music, no matter
how good the music was. Pinkie started
talking to the journalist ponies, leaving Twilight to consider all the things
she had seen so far in Dream Valley.
My Little Pony: Friendship is
Magic, Copyright © 2010 Lauren Faust, Hasbro Studios, and DHX Media
Monday, April 18, 2016
Ponies Unexpected: Chapter Nine
Chapter 9: Food
and fashion Unexpected
In Crossroads City, Applejack and Rarity are trotting toward
a bakery. Applejack is paying attention
to an image printed on a canvas store window awning that is a stylized apple
that also looks like baked bread.
Rubbernecking at the metallic ponies, Rarity tells
Applejack, “I never imagined that there is an entire nation that is populated with
handsome, metallic ponies. I could live
the rest of my life here!” Rarity has a dream
sequence where she is the center of attention in a lavish, Busby Berkeley like
musical.
Ignoring Rarity’s emotional display, Applejack walks up
to the store’s front door, sniffs the air, and then says, “I do love the aroma
of baking apple pies.” Then, Applejack
sees inside a glass display case that these pastries are fluffy pancakes, imprinted
like waffles to resemble whole apples. “Wait,
those treats don’t look like pies, these look like apples. Rarity, what in tarnation are these treats?”
“Those
treats, whatever they are, are too cute.
And they must taste divine. I’m
sure that Sweetie Belle would love these in her school lunch box.”
Walking out from the store’s kitchen is a Dream Valley,
Earth pony mare with a brushed aluminum coat, with her metallic purple mane and
metallic purple trail done up in buns.
She is wearing a white apron and a green shirt.
Trotting up to Applejack and Rarity, the brushed
aluminum mare says, “My name is Confectionery and from your dull coats you two
must be those Equestrian Ponies. Welcome
to my humble bakery. I was taught in
school that all the ponies that left Dream Valley had froze. I never expected to see the descendant of the
emigrants return to Dream Valley. So,
what can I help you with? Have you come
to buy some of my treats?”
Applejack said, “What are those pastries in your
display case? They have an aroma of
baked apples, but they don’t look like any apple pie I’ve ever seen.”
The baker pony said, “These are my apple-shaped cakes,
a type of baked pastry. About fifty
years ago, there was a shortage of apples, combined with a surplus of wheat. To make the most of the apples we had, my
grandmother decided to make an apple shaped pastry made with sweet waffle
batter, filled with sliced apples and cinnamon applesauce.”
Applejack replied, “I’ll take two, one for me and one
for my friend Rarity. From the display
case sign, I believe that these are two dollars each, for a total of four
dollars.”
Rarity chimed in, “Applejack, I’ll pay for these
treats, as I am the element of generosity.”
Rarity used her magic to float four Dream Valley dollars out of her
saddlebags and over to a happy Confectionery who said, “Equestrian ponies
bought my pastry and that means I can advertise my pastry as world famous.”
Applejack said, “You Dream Valley ponies sure do things
a bit different than in Equestria. I’m
still getting used to paying for things with dollars instead of with bits. But, different does not mean better or worse,
just different.” Applejack sniffs the
air in the bakery. “You know, I could
spend months and months here finding new ways to sell my family’s apples. I bet a cartload of my family’s apples that I
could live and learn here forever! What
do you think, Rarity?”
“My dear Applejack, after we eat our apple treats;
let’s walk to Crossroads City’s most popular fashion boutiques. I’m sure that after more than one thousand
years of isolation from Equestrian society, that Dream Valley fashion culture
rivals the fashion cultures in Canterlot and Manehattan. Dream Valley fashions, the fabrics, the colors,
and the patterns are … I have no words to describe them. I also could live here for years studying
centuries of Dream Valley fashions.”
While Rarity spent her day shopping for dresses,
Applejack spent her day shopping for practical work clothing. They each returned to the airship pulling a
cartload of very different clothing.
But, they didn’t mind as they saw that each other had bought sets of
clothing that made them very happy.
My Little Pony: Friendship is
Magic, Copyright © 2010 Lauren Faust, Hasbro Studios, and DHX Media
Sunday, April 17, 2016
Ponies Unexpected: Chapter Eight
Chapter 8: Adventures
in the clouds Unexpected
Rainbow and Fluttershy are flying among the decayed buildings
of a long abandoned and dilapidated Pegasus cloud city that overlooks Dream
Valley. The stone structures on the
mountain and the cloud structures around the mountain remain intact, yet show
signs of long neglect.
Rainbow looks at the time neglected structures and then
tells Fluttershy, “I’m sure that somewhere in these ruins are the homes that
our ancestors once lived and worked in, laughed and loved in.”
Fluttershy replied, “Ponies hating other ponies turned
this once beautiful city into an abandoned ruin.”
Both Pegasus ponies gasp as they fly lower and slower,
and then landing before the front gates of a grand structure.
After Rainbow reads the inscription in the arch above
the gates, Rainbow in an excited voice told Fluttershy. “I can’t believe this is Commander Hurricane’s
palace. I wonder if we can recover
anything for the Dream Valley National Museum and the Ponyville Museum.”
A happy Rainbow and a timid Fluttershy walk into Commander
Hurricane’s palace. The palace appears
to have been deserted in a hurry, with belongings scattered on the ornate
floor. Paintings hang on crooked angles on
the walls, while furniture sits in piles, awaiting pony furniture movers that
never came to collect them.
With an even more excited voice, Rainbow said, “I can’t,
I can’t believe that I’m walking in … Commander Hurricane’s palace. I can’t believe that I’m walking on the same
floors that so many generations of great Pegasus ponies have walked on.”
In a meek voice, Fluttershy said, “Ponies, please
pardon our intrusion.”
Rainbow rolls her eyes, saying “Fluttershy, there is
nopony here to apologize to.”
Rainbow points to a grand dining hall with heroic
portraits of famous Pegasus military leaders.
Rainbow said, “From reading Commander Hurricane’s confidential journal,
this is where he and his staff ate their last meal in Dream Valley.”
Rainbow then makes a yucky face as he walks past the
discarded tables, covered by faded tablecloths and dirty dishes. Rainbow then said, “It looks like the Pegasus
ponies were in such a hurry to leave that they didn’t take the time to wash
their dishes before they flew away to find a new homeland.”
Rainbow and Fluttershy walk into an ornate
bedroom. The furniture and floor are covered
in discarded clothing. Fluttershy walks
over to inspect the commander’s writing desk.
With her hoof, Fluttershy picks up a snow globe that
contains a miniature of the Pegasus city.
Fluttershy shakes it with her hoof and the globe appears to be snowing
on the miniature Pegasus city. Fluttershy
puts the snow globe down with a sad expression on her face. Fluttershy told Rainbow, “How ironic that Commander
Hurricane would own a snow globe of this city.
I wonder what other secrets we’ll find here.”
“I don’t know,” Rainbow replied. “But, we will never know until we make the
effort to explore this stronghold and the city around it.”
These two Pegasus friends walk into a room that’s full
of pony armor and weapons still on rows of racks.
With a shocked face, Fluttershy says, “Oh my, look at all
the weapons.”
“Fluttershy, of course there would be weapons here. After all, Commander Hurricane took pride in governing
“a mighty tribe of warriors”. Rainbow Dash
shines as if illuminated by a theater spotlight. “And thus, you shouldn’t be surprised that warrior
ponies would make and keep so many weapons.”
Fluttershy responded by saying, “Look at all the metal
that could have been used to make miniatures of Rainbow Dash.”
“That is correct, wait, what do you say?”
Fluttershy blushes and then adds, “Well, I’m very
thankful that Pegasus ponies have grown out of our ancestors’ warlike behavior.”
“I’m also happy that we Pegasus no longer live for
battle nor do we look down upon our earthbound kindred.”
“When we’re flying high in the sky, it is kind of hard
not to look down on Earth and Unicorn ponies.”
“What, oh that was a joke? Nice one, Fluttershy.”
Rainbow looks around the armory and sees a full-body
suit of Pegasus armor that has enclosed wing and tail covers inside a locked steel
cage. “The inscription says that this
armor belonged to Commander Updraft, the first pony commander. Commander Updraft claimed that her unique armor
increased her agility, endurance, speed, and ability to summon combat thunderstorms. But, only a very few exceptional Pegasus
ponies have been able to fly while wear it without crashing.”
Rainbow adds, “I wonder why Commander Hurricane left
that valuable armor here and why it was locked up in a steel cage. Why haven’t I heard about Commander Updraft’s
magical armor before today? Anyway
Fluttershy, it looks like we got some work ahead of us. We need to find or have some craft ponies
build a Pegasus transport wagon, and then start getting the best of these
artifacts to our airship.”
“There may still be Pegasus Air Force cargo carts in
the cloud city armory. Um, Rainbow, what
are you thinking about?”
“I was thinking that if I repaired and restored Commander
Hurricane’s palace, I’d own a home that’s as big and grand as Canterlot castle. I’d have to convince some Pegasus ponies to
move to Dream Valley to maintain such a gigantic home. But, living in this palace would be so
awesome!”
My Little Pony: Friendship is
Magic, Copyright © 2010 Lauren Faust, Hasbro Studios, and DHX Media
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