Friday, November 22, 2013

Questions for my loyal readers

Dear loyal readers:

Do you think that my spiritual name is - or at least should be - “Dances with Ponies”?

I’m starting to read Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons.  Do you think that the adventures of Blackjack, a unicorn security mare from Stable 99 will be as entertaining as the adventures of Littlepip?

Have you ever noticed that I like ponies and unicorn mare ponies most of all?

Are you as excited as I am that Season Four of My Little Pony:  Friendship is Magic is starting this Saturday?

Have you read any of the Conversion Bureau fan fiction stories?  This is fiction where humans of Earth drink magical potions to be converted into ponies and then to immigrate to Equestria.  If I drank the potion, what kind of pony (Earth pony, Pegasus pony, or Unicorn pony) do you imagine that I would become?

Sincerely yours,

Your generation four, My Little Pony fan author, James

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Fallout: Equestria!

Good morning my loyal readers:

This morning, I finished reading Kkat’s “Fallout:  Equestria”.  This is a fusion of Fallout and the magical land of generation four of My Little Pony.  This story is one of the best fan fiction novels that I have ever read!

Kkat is a genius for turning a concept that should have become a lemon into a stunning success.  No wonder this story has a legendary rating on Equestria Daily!

If you have not read this masterpiece, start reading it today!

Sincerely yours,

James Buchanan

P.S.  Fallout:  Equestria is an adult novel.  The story describes adult activity, drug abuse, coarse language, and intense violence.  Reader discretion is advised.

Friday, November 1, 2013

Thank you, Lauren Faust!

Dear Lauren Faust:

The one reason why I become interested in My Little Pony:  Friendship is Magic was that you developed that series.  As I liked “The Powerpuff Girls” and “Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends” I wanted to see what you could do with a series that I had until then had avoided like the plague.

I had intended to watch just the first episode.  But, as that episode ended in a cliffhanger, I watched the second.  After I had watched the first five episodes in a row, I was a newborn brony!  That happened late February, 2013.

On Friday October 25th, 2013 my friend Kathy and I drove to Hot Topic.  There, we picked up two Fluttershy plush dolls, one for me and one for my friend Kathy that I had ordered days before.  Much to my surprise, the Hot Topic sales women addressed me by my name.  After my purchase, one of the sales staff gave me a thank you brohoof!  That makes sense, as I have bought about three hundred dollars worth of My Little Pony:  Friendship Is Magic goods from Hot Topic.

I’m embarrassed to admit this.  Before I become a brony, I had never shopped at Hot Topic, believing it was a gothic girl’s shop.  I only started shopping there, as the nice lady at the Miller Hill Mall information desk told me that Hot Topic has the largest collection of My Little Pony merchandise in the mall.

Thank you for giving all of us the fourth generation of My Little Pony.  It is a groundbreaking, transgenerational series.  Without you, neither I nor my friend Kathy would have become pony fans.

Also, you have inspired me to work harder on my own creativity.

Sincerely yours,

James Buchanan