Hot briefs

Years ago, I was in my home all alone waiting for the dryer to finish drying my socks and underwear.  I admit to being lazy, waiting until all my underwear needed washing before I washed them.

Wanting before the dryer (not seen here) wearing my slippers and bathrobe, I was annoyed at how long the dryer was taking.  When the drying stopped with a mechanical ding, I flung open the dryer door, and then snatched one of my briefs from the top of the pile, and then put these on my body.  I could not believe how nice the warm briefs felt on my skin.  That enjoyable sensation was fleeting, as the briefs within seconds cooled to my body’s temperature.  I wish someone would invent heated briefs that could give me that same pleasant sensation that I had that day.